Your vagina is funky fresh
It is my best friend’s birthday. I miss and loveth you pale-black-eye! <3 cranberry shots are in our future!
I was in complete denial when I said I didn’t like Grimes, Iove her and her music, okay
I somehow unplugged the computer I am using at the library and thought I lost all my work whoa
My roommate has a fucking fishing pole on her bed….and…waders